Convicted Murderer Jodi Arias

Sure, a jury in Phoenix convicted Jodi Arias of murdering her boyfriend Travis Alexander in his shower. In fact, the 32-year-old photographer was convicted of shooting her lover in the face, stabbing him 27 times and slitting his throat from ear to ear. However, she says she had good reason to.

According to Arias, not only did he enjoy sticking Tootsie Rolls in her vagina, but he also liked to deposit his seed on her face. The facials, Arias said, often hurt when it got in her eye.

And let's not forget the anal sex. Hell, Alexander wasn't even willing to spring for a little Astro Glide. He preferred nature's way -- spit. That too, was painful, Arias told the jurors.

One thing I feel confident of -- I'll bet she's hell at carving the Thanksgiving turkey.

And now, on to the good stuff.

So, guys (Or Girls)

Hit It or Not?

By the way, have you seen the Jodi Arias Nude Photos?

If not, Click Here!